The Important Stuff: Our formula contains argan oil, which is high in antioxidants, unsaturated fatty acids, and vitamins. In fact, it contains about 7x the amount of Omega-6 than jojoba! Argan oil is great for your hairandscalp. This formula has a strong hold that will last all day long. If your hair gets messed up throughout the day, just add a little water to reactivate the hold. It’s water soluble and easily washes out in the shower. All of our pomade scents are inspired by true stories.
The Story: No shit, there I was: Fort Gordon, Georgia. From the cadre smashing female Privates during CQ, to the underground fight club, it was a 17-week long shit show. Bullshit aside, I made a dozen life-long friends. I even came across an unforgettable acquaintance- PVT Bennett.
Private Bennett was born into a wealthy family and only joined the Army to piss off his dad. He showed up to commo school after being kicked out of the Combat Medic course for stealing and abusing pain killers. Typical suburban white boy, I suppose. One day, Bennett decided it’d be a lot cooler to be drunk on a beach in Florida than being in a classroom learning about SINCGARS. So that’s what he did… the dude ditched AIT and started traveling the country! Come Monday morning formation PVT Bennett was officially marked AWOL.
He would come back to visit us all every 28 days so they couldn’t stop his pay. He’d check back in with HQ and the next day he’d escape the barracks and go vacation again. He was an inspiration to us all; the coolest kid on the block. He did this over and over, until one day, the MPs were waiting to catch him during his escape. It was no use resisting- the adventures of PVT Bennett were officially over.
The MPs hauled him away, but before they did, they made sure to parade him in front of our company formation. They wanted to send a message to us all, but instead, everyone cheered in support of the shit-bag. Not amused, the Drill Sergeants then proceeded to smoke us like fucking crack rocks.
This fragrance is named in honor of PVT Bennett’s shenanigans. Keep the vacation spirit alive, my friend!
Scent Profile:None. The highlight of this pomade is that there is no fragrance to clash with your cologne.Civilian Translation: still none… fuck off.
Barney-Style Directions: 1. Use your right index finger to scoop up fingertip amount of pomade. 2. Wipe the pomade from your finger onto your left palm. 3. Work the pomade between your palms. 4. Apply pomade to the hair on your head. 5. Comb through and style as desired or authorized. 6. Don’t be a commie. 7. Post your hairdo on Instagram and tag us (@CombatCombover).
For a stronger hold with less shine, apply to dry hair. For a bit more shine, apply to damp hair. We personally recommend applying pomade to lightly damp hair. The more you use the stronger the hold!