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Combat Combover - Beard Oil - Your Sister's Vagina
You waited years to grow out your man-mane, put some respek on it!
Veterans, are you tired of beard oils that smell like a hippie’s asshole? We are, too! BEHOLD! Combat Combover’s latest contribution to mankind…
When people ask you what your favorite beard oil scent is, the answer is simple: “your sister’s vagina!”
Not only does our beard oil have the freshest scent on the market, it contains the highest quality ingredients! We don’t use cheap carrier oils to fill our bottles- NEVER! Our shit is the real deal! Our main ingredient is:
Argan Oil The highest quality hair oil money can buy! High in antioxidants, unsaturated fatty acids, and vitamins. Contains about 7x the amount of Omega-6 than jojoba. Improves hair’s elasticity and protects it from sun damage.
Other ingredients include:
Jojoba Oil Industry’s go-to hair oil. Rich in vitamins and minerals. Helps prevent hair loss and promotes thickness.
Sweet Almond Oil Nourishes and strengthens your hair to prevent breaking and hair loss. High vitamin and protein content smooths out the cuticles, increasing the natural shine of your man-mane.